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Q
Dear ex-best friend
A

HA WHICH ONE OMG

Dear ex best friend #s 1-5….what happened? What did I do to make you stop talking to me?

#6: go suck a dick…oh wait you already did, my ex boyfriends! And you still think you did nothing wrong. Btw, abortions aren’t supposed to be a consistent form of birth control. Go fuck yourself.

#7: good luck on that joke of a marriage you have. Maybe if you weren’t a bitch to your husband, I would have a tiny bit of faith in you guys. Get off your lazy ass and do something. Get a job for once in your life. Oh and the reason you don’t have friends is because you’re fucking crazy. Like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct crazy.

#8: focus on taking care of your child instead of posting nudes on Instagram.


Send me one “Dear—-” and I’ll write a letter to this person

dinosaurmattew:

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

Please please please

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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE WATCH THIS SHOW OMG I WATCH ONE GIFSET AND I SHAT MYSELF

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troye-gasoline:

lovingmagcon2:

You better fucking reblog this guys

I couldn’t pass it and I’m not the least bit sorry

troye-gasoline:

lovingmagcon2:

You better fucking reblog this guys

I couldn’t pass it and I’m not the least bit sorry

(via itsmecritter)


trrillest:

firstgingerdoctor:

mother. friggin’. space. man.
x

And some people still think we’re alone here

I swear to god I thought it was gonna say “your mom” at the end of the size comparison

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timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

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tinyredbird:

THIS MAKES ME VERY VER YVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY

tinyredbird:

THIS MAKES ME VERY VER YVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY

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sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

Parents of the year since the 90’s

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